Dear L’Oréal,
If you can say your product is “Inspired by the science of genes” in an advert. Then you are a horrible, cynical, predator who intentionally bullshits and lies to sell products. I sincerely hope your company fails and every single person in marketing gets impaled by a rusty jagged spike. The sheer contempt you show for your customers, and your willingness to patronise and belittle them truly marks you out as a heartless monolithic corporation, bent only on making money. You obviously don’t consider truth a virtue and care for nothing other than profit. You need to step into the real world and inject some humanity into your company. Otherwise you will continue along your current path and loose what little touch you have left with the reality, along with the goodwill of your customers.
Today you have lost one buyer of your products. I vow that I will never buy any product made or licensed by L’Oréal, for myself or as a gift for anyone else. I will furthermore encourage everyone that I know to do the same.
In conclusion, Please fuck off and die.
Yours Sincerely
Chris Salij