Other than to laugh. But I got a good 20mins of enjoyment out of this post - http://www.27bslash6.com/5pm.html. Please read it all the way through to the end. I particularly liked the following:
Despite your assumption, I have the highest amount of respect for authority. I actually wanted to become a police officer but failed the IQ test when I arrived on time at the correct building
It is a fairly large job as one of the backpackers is American and will therefore require a hole several sizes larger than normal. On the plus side, the other is from England which obviously means no dental records.
Brief Summary: Blogger in Australia gets a letter from the police stating that one of his blog posts violates the law. Blogger writes back. Hilarity ensues.
It’s all over this post – http://www.27bslash6.com/guaranteed.html
Enjoy